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Sam · Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:01 pm Post subject:

What really buggers me is that I want to get my new iPod engraved with a lovely smiley face to remind me how great it is and it looks likes this:

Timothy Dallas · Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:13 pm Post subject:

I just got forced to download Live Messenger this evening. This would be fine if it wasn't for the fact I don't like Live Messenger. At all. For one reason and one reason alone; it gets rid of the little pictures by the contact names. And I liked those pictures, damn it! [/technology prima donna rant]

Actually, anyone know a way I can keep my beloved 7.5 without Microsoft assaulting me with mandatory upgrades? I somehow doubt re-downloading 7.5 will do anything and I'll be forced with upgrades again.

Sam · Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:21 pm Post subject:

Aubergine-Head · is your father (NOOOOO) Joined: 25 Jun 2007 Posts: 361

When I told my Mum and Dad that I wanted to quit a brass band because A. it's crap and B. brass is boring and they went off the walls, screaming, swearing, threatening not to take me to a play I don't want to see anyway.

It's after school in MY time so surely I am the one who should decide if I'm gonna quit it or not. If they love it so much, they can join it and see how it sucks the life out of you.
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Conian · Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:44 am Post subject:

Tdlicrfthawk · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:12 pm Post subject:

I'm going to die when you touch me one more time. I'm going to die no matter what.

Dead.

Leave me alone, leave me alone.
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Joe · Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:22 am Post subject:

Being assigned approx. 12-15 pages of writing homework for my English 101 class in college with a 1-week timespan to write all the shit I have to write about down...

LynkStar · Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:34 am Post subject:

Everyone telling you to ask a girl out (even though you point out you've only known her for a week), doing it and her saying no.

Even if you expected it.

It still sucks.
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Sam · Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:35 pm Post subject:

Upsilon · Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:03 pm Post subject:

Yeah, no-one cool gives in to peer pressure.
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Tdlicrfthawk · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:17 pm Post subject:

Getting a cold due to the crap weather and the other countless number of people who already has it. I thought it was meant to be the hottest month this year.
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Shadow Blade · Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:53 am Post subject:

A (rather large) spider scurried under my chair just now. And now I'm nervous that it's going to crawl on my feet and bite me. Sad

Edit:

Don't worry, we found it and stomped Smile

. (Doh! That's a good thing!)

Man that thing was big, or at least compared to the normal ones we see around here. To someone like KBK, since he lives in Australia, and has probably seen REALY big spiders before, this one was probably like "What, that? Man, you're right, I've never seen a spider that small before". lol
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Dr Fruitcake · Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:22 am Post subject:

Having to do actual work on a Friday really buggers my biscuit. I mean receptacle.
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Banjo-Fella · Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:58 am Post subject:

Being sick. Grr. Also, I've had to switch to an optical mouse for a bit, and it's the most irritating thing I've ever used. It's literally impossible to draw anything with it, it's like wrestling a lemonade-hyper ten-year-old with Parkinson's on a pneumatic drill. It seems to have developed some kind of sentience, too. Sometimes, when I let go of it to use the keyboard, it edges ghost-like towards the top-right corner of the screen. It wants to close my documents, because it wants to make me cry. I'd give it a kick in the tracker-balls, but it doesn't even have any.
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Aubergine-Head · is your father (NOOOOO) Joined: 25 Jun 2007 Posts: 361

My Mum telling me I can't draw. Nothing like an ego-boost to start your day!!
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Tdlicrfthawk · Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:14 pm Post subject:

No-one appreciating my joke. Sad

Question: What does a snowcat (cat made out of snow) say when they sun comes out?

Answer: I'm malting.
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Sam · Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:06 pm Post subject:

Crap joke.

Shadow Blade · Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:57 pm Post subject:

I don't get it.

At all.
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LynkStar · Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:23 am Post subject:

Neither did anyone. My response once he said the question was "HOLY SHIT I'M MELTING YOU GUYS."
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Tommy · Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:17 am Post subject:

No you're all wrong that was a good joke.
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Aubergine-Head · is your father (NOOOOO) Joined: 25 Jun 2007 Posts: 361

When I told my teacher I couldn't come to band because I had to go to a meeting about health and safety on a school trip to Paris and she said

"Your first priority should be Brass Band"

Yeah right. My list of priorities are family, friends, myself, school work, job, social life and at the very BOTTOM is Brass Band.

I HATE Brass Band. I wish I never took up that bloomin' instrument.

Hate it even more when teachers try to run your life. It's like; "I don't even know you!"
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Upsilon · Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:09 pm Post subject:

My Pure Maths teacher. She's this pathetic imitation of a Victorian schoolmistress who doesn't realise that people stopped taking that stern, aggressive demeanour seriously after leaving school. It's pretty sad, but mostly just irritating.
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Sam · Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:39 pm Post subject:

Is that Cheryl?

I do agree she can be a bit strict and has really antiquated handwriting, but I do think she's a good teacher.

Yoshgunn · Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:46 pm Post subject:

Oh man my buggery receptacle is BUGGERIN.

So it's a month into school for me, and I've had it with my Religious Studies teacher. I much more preferred last year's teacher who actually tried to teach instead of telling the entire class to WRITE IN JOURNALS ABOUT JESUS, LOL, WTF.

Sure, it sounds funny, but she's actually GRADING these retarded journals. I want to kill her with a building.
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Timothy Dallas · Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:36 am Post subject:

Hangovers again. But more the fact I told myself "Never again" after the night we mixed every spirit behind the bar. Also the fact I went to see Andy Parsons last night and remember nothing at all. And the fact I've lost my wallet. And the fact I am now at work nursing one hell of a headache. And some other things that'll come to me over the day.

I'll be doing it all over again on Monday too.